I Heart Margarine

“When the heart is at ease, the body is healthy.” -Chinese proverb ***As waistlines expand and heart disease continues to be the #1 threat to the health of Americans, it’s hard to discern what’s healthy and what’s not. Follow Emma as she tracks the latest news on heart-healthy eating (including her mainstay – margarine!), dispels food rumors and offers tips on how to live a heart-healthy lifestyle.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! Here are a couple of silly Halloween jokes to brighten your day!

What do ghost add to their morning cereal?
Booberries!

What’s a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball!

What is Dracula’s favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office

What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
Boojeans

I know, I know, they are super cheesy but isn’t that what Halloween’s all about?

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