Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Brother and Sister Battle Over Margarine vs. Butter

These kinds of stories are just too bizarre to make up.

A brother and sister in Central Washington were cooking up some macaroni & cheese the other day when the sister inquired as to whether the brother was using butter or margarine in the mac & cheese.

This question somehow turned into a heated exchange, which quickly became physical. The girl ended up attacking her brother with a knife-edged barbecue spatula. What?!!! This is no joke folks.

According to police reports the girl was charged with fourth-degree assault.

If they had simply invited me to their cooking session I would have ensured this incident never happened. Why fight over butter vs. margarine? The choice is clear - margarine wins that battle every time.

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